1- Why do I want to work for this company? Because you put an ad out there you fucking moron!
2- Did you say ARPU? Is that before or after shampoo?
3- What do you mean there are gaps in my resume? Let’s spill water on it and see if it will leak through it, jerk!
4- Sure hell I can manage the P&L, who says no to Pussies and Lesbians all day long, booyaa!
5- Explain the term Opportunity Cost? It must be the cost of dinner to get the opportunity for a one-night-stand with the bitch, right?
6- When you say Joint Venture you mean I can smoke my joints here without venturing out to the parking lot, right?
7- Market Segmentation is a piece of cake. You have the haves and the have-nots, what else is there?
8- Protecting the Brand from what? Are there Brand rapists out there?
9- Yeah, I’ve heard of intellectual property copyright protection before. I wear protection, sometimes.
10- Yes, I do have a question for you: What is your policy on Freudian slips?
Wild Musings by Azahzah 
I’ll try it next interview i have…which is hopefully never.
I’ve been looikng for a post like this for an age