1- For me, personally, the position I like most is doggy-style.
2- I’m good with pressure – I don’t need to kick ’em tires to figure they need air.
3- Sitting for long hours causes itchy butt, and that causes smelly fingers for some.
4- Expected salary would be the highest, what else?
5- Past experience is done and over with, am clean and sober now.
6- Can’t wait that long, my parole officer is waiting for me.
7- Tie and shirt, everyday? Are clip-on ties OK? I’ve seen ’em at K-mart.
8- I’ve been Single, Married and Divorced, which box should I fill?
9- Software? that’s for sissies, am a hardware kinda of a guy.
10- Can’t have you call my previous boss, he was an asshole and I kinda hit him with a 2×4 and he held a grudge against me since then.